(on closing dead people’s eyes)
Me- NO! I’m not dead yet.
Me- You can do that when I’m dead
Alex- … Well you’re going to have to call me when you’re dead then!
BroTexts
- Roulette:
- as long as you're doing the sin thing...
- (9:
- 09:40 PM) You are now known as Pride
- Pride:
- actually...
- (9:
- 09:46 PM) Newt is now known as Sloth
- (9:
- 09:47 PM) You are now known as Wrath
- (9:
- 10:30 PM) Fe_Lopez is now known as Lust
Statements
- Roulette:
- i am too bashful to tumblr.
- Roulette:
- so i just stalk the internets
- Roulette:
- like a predator
- Lopez:
- Hey
- Lopez:
- Hey madison
- Lopez:
- hey
- Lopez:
- madison
- Lopez:
- hey
- Lopez:
- hey madison
- Lopez:
- don't I look like agiant carrot
- Roulette1134:
- hey
- Roulette1134:
- hey
- Roulette1134:
- hey alex
- Roulette1134:
- FUCK YOU
And then We Sang
- Alex- Let's get down to business - to defeat the Huns
- Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
- You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
- But you can bet before we're through
- Mister, I'll make a man out of you
- Me- Tranquil as a forest
- But on fire within
- Once you find your center
- You are sure to win
- You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
- And you haven't got a clue
- Somehow I'll make a man out of you
- Alex- I'm never gonna catch my breath
- Me-Say goodbye to those who knew me
- Alex- Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
- Me-This guy's got 'em scared to death
- Alex-Hope he doesn't see right through me
- Me- Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
- (Chorus- The Both of Us)
- Be a man
- We must be swift as the coursing river
- Be a man
- With all the force of a great typhoon
- Be a man
- With all the strength of a raging fire
- Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
- The Both of Us- Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
- Heed my every order and you might survive
- You're unsuited for the rage of war
- So pack up, go home you're through
- ((And then we sang the song three more times))
Manly Men
Alex- I’m slowly realizing that I pretty much hate TV.
Alex- Mostly game shows and medication commercials.
Me- Mmhm. It’s shitty.
Me- How are you watching TV?
Me- And I’m done, Fuckyeahh.
Alex- It was on in the commuter lounge while I was waiting for bio.
Alex- Let me know if the mighty exterminators have visited us yet.
Me- XD Mighty
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